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2 August 2021 | Autistic Culture

I remember when I was a kid, my parents would hold these stupid BBQ lunches. There was one family that was always 60-90 minutes late.

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I remember when I was a kid, my parents would hold these stupid BBQ lunches (I hated them, now nobody dares invite me to such behemoths). There was one family that was always 60-90 minutes late.

So I tabulated their delays according to date, and studied the traffic patterns on each date. I then derived an algorithm by which they could be on time every time. I gave it to them. They were horrified and my mother later beat me.

I never really knew what I did wrong.

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